Something to Get Me Real Drunk

This cocktail is the perfect solution for those times when you just want to let loose and have a good time. Made with high-proof spirits and a few unexpected ingredients, it's sure to pack a punch. Ingredients: - 2 oz vodka - 1 oz triple sec - 1 oz absinthe - 1 oz lemon juice - 1/2 oz simple syrup - 1 dash bitters - Ice Instructions: 1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. 2. Add all of the ingredients to the shaker. 3. Shake vigorously for 10-15 seconds. 4. Strain the mixture into a chilled glass. 5. Sip slowly and enjoy responsibly.