Depression in a Glass

This cocktail is an ode to the somber mood of a middle-aged man's garage. It's a concoction of whiskey, Campari, dry vermouth, and a dash of bitters. The bitterness of the Campari is reminiscent of the disappointments in life, while the whiskey's smoky flavor is a nod to the smoking habit of a melancholic man. The dry vermouth adds a touch of hopelessness, and the bitters bring in the bitterness of regrets. All these flavors are combined to create a perfect blend of a depressive mood in a glass. This is not just a cocktail; it's a melancholic experience that you won't forget.