Hammered in a Hurry

This drink is not for the faint of heart. It's designed to get you drunk quickly and cheaply, without worrying about the taste. Here's what you need: - 2 shots of cheap vodka - 1 can of cheap beer (whatever is on sale) - 1 shot of cheap tequila - Splash of lemon juice Simply combine the vodka, beer, and tequila in a glass and stir. Add a splash of lemon juice for a bit of flavor. Drink it quickly and be prepared to feel the effects. Remember to drink responsibly and never drink and drive.